Hathaways Online Audio
Come here to listen to us singing, playing instruments, using popular Hathawayisms and more. Have some great audio? Contact Shelly.
Updated 05.01.04
Hathawayisms
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The "Hathawayisms" are popular quotes used in our family. They have come from all sorts of different situations. Some are from our Videos, some from old tape recordings, but most are just perfect funny phrases one of us made up. All of us quote them all the time.
"But this isn't about me."
-Frodo Doll
Listen: aboutme.wav (49 KB)
"Ar-n-Na!"
-Who knows?
Listen: arnna.wav (76 KB)
"Mmmh! Me Chief Burnt Cheese."
-Chas
Listen: burntcheese.wav (44 KB)
"Das Awesome!"
-Jake
Listen: dasawesome.wav (22 KB)
"Look for deer."
-Ria
Listen: deer.wav (31 KB)
"Fight to the discomfort!"
-Ria
Listen: discomfort.wav (34 KB)
"Mwa Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Haaaaa... oooohhhh..."
-Shelly
Listen: dracula.wav (133 KB)
Listen to it SLOW: draculaslow.wav (266 KB)
"Dum dum dum dum... dum dum dum dum dum dum dum."
-Shane
Listen: dum.wav (114 KB)
"Facehead!."
-Ria and Nathan
Listen: facehead.wav (18 KB)
"It's all fun and games till somebody loses a FACE!"
-Shelly
Listen: fungames.wav (89 KB)
"Who's the good girl now?"
-Ria
Listen: goodgirl.wav (33 KB)
"I like mine gross."
-Shelly
Listen: gross.wav (54 KB)
"The higherrrr,... the fewerrrr..."
-Star Trek TNG
Listen: higher.wav (87 KB)
"Word to you Aunt... Joan."
-Frodo Doll
Listen: joan.wav (65 KB)
"Lar lar lar bumba..."
-Ria
Listen: larbumba.wav (54 KB)
"Mrs. McGillicutti... Marshmallows."
-Who knows?
Listen: marsh.wav (54 KB)
"NGgrrrrrr..."
-Jake
Listen: ngrrr.wav (27 KB)
"Just because nobody laughs at me, it doesn't mean I'm not funny!"
-Shelly
Listen: notfunny.wav (65 KB)
"My tooth feels like I'm licking a porcelain doll's face."
-Shelly
Listen: porcelain.wav (67 KB)
"I woke up suddenly this morning with the stark realization that I've been sitting at the unpopular table this whole time!"
-Chas
Listen: realization.wav (135 KB)
"You ruined it!"
-Shelly
Listen: ruinedit.wav (23 KB)
"Seven? uh, huu, huu, huuuuu..."
-Chas
Listen: seven.wav (50 KB)
"No cheese for you, Stinky-Cheese Man!"
-Shelly
Listen: stinkycheese.wav (64 KB)
"You're just a big chunk of STUPID!"
-Jake
Listen: stupid.wav (42 KB)
"That was fun, now what do you want to do?"
-Shelly
Listen: thatsfun.wav (60 KB)
"Dude, your toast."
-Chas
Listen: toast.wav (33 KB)
"Toasted Bun."
-Shane
Listen: toastedbun.wav (23 KB)
Updated 05.01.04
Funny Music
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Wav Files of a few of the funny songs that are popular in our family.
Spiderman
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Fester Family
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Christmas Colors
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Home in the Dump
Listen (442 KB)
Hear Mice Sing It (221 KB)
Updated 05.01.04
Commercial Jingles
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Smiths
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Cornflakes
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Updated 05.01.04
Elijah and Dom Goofing Off
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No, this is not sung by anyone in our family, but it's a crazy song Ria and I love, sung by the hobbits in Lord of the Rings. I couldn't help myself.
Half-Fling
Listen (1.5 MB)
Updated 12.23.03
Music Recorded for Christmas
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For Christmas (2003), Ria, Chas, Jake, and I (Shelly), got together and made a tape of us singing, playing the piano, and just doing all sorts of music and gave the tape to Mom and Dad for a gift. I decided to put them on this website, because everyone in our family loves music. They are all really large MP3s or Wav Files, and may take some time to load, but they're worth it.
Comforters Fire (Chas)
Listen (2 MB)
Chas on Piano
Listen (1.6 MB)
Jake on Piano
Listen (1.7 MB)
Jingle Bells Medley (Jake)
Listen (1.8 MB)
Lift the Wings (Shelly)
Listen (1.2 MB)
Arwen's Theme (Ria on Flute)
Listen (630 KB)
Ever After Theme (Ria on Flute)
Listen (546 KB)
Come Josephine (Shelly)
Listen (1.1 MB)
Winter Has Come (Ria)
Listen (1.8 MB)
A Beautiful Mind (Shelly)
Listen (1.2 MB)
Bonnie Portmore(Ria)
Listen (1.7 MB)
Amazing Grace (Shelly w/ Ria in background)
Listen (972 KB)
The Fields of Athenry (Ria on Flute)
Listen (560 KB)
Nearer My God to Thee (Shelly & Ria)
Listen (1.6 MB)
Thanks for visiting. For questions, suggestions, or simply if you have something silly to say, contact webmaster Shelly Hathaway.
Copied Right by Hathaway Productions Inc. 2004
